{"product_id":"stay-mad-i-wont-drive-faster-aluminum-license-plate-frame","title":"Stay Mad I Won't Drive Faster License Plate Frame","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay Mad, I Won't Drive Faster license plate frame is a funny and sarcastic car accessory for slow drivers, cautious commuters, and anyone who refuses to be rushed.\u003cbr\u003eYour impatience is not my emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ Rust-resistant aluminum frame\u003cbr\u003e✅ Permanently printed in fade-proof ink — not stickers that peel or fade\u003cbr\u003e✅ 50-State Legal — Fits all standard US plates without covering required information\u003cbr\u003e✅ Uses your existing screws — no extra hardware needed\u003cbr\u003e✅ Car wash safe, all-season ready\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift for cautious drivers, slow drivers, daily commuters, sarcastic friends, new drivers, and anyone who drives at their own pace.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MCMP Customs","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":43606260351043,"sku":"PL-STAYMAD","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0153\/8795\/1152\/files\/Stay-Mad_-I-Won_t-Drive-Faster-3.jpg?v=1785367190","url":"https:\/\/mcmpcustoms.com\/products\/stay-mad-i-wont-drive-faster-aluminum-license-plate-frame","provider":"MCMP Customs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}