Ew Why Are You So Close to Me Aluminum License Plate Frame


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Sale price$19.95

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Description

This is not a carpool. Back up.

The Ew Why Are You So Close to Me aluminum license plate frame says everything your horn can't — with better comedic timing and zero road rage escalation. You see them. They're too close. Now they know you know.

  • ✅ Rust-resistant aluminum frame
  • ✅ Permanently printed in fade-proof ink — not stickers that peel or fade
  • ✅ 50-State Legal — fits all standard US plates without covering required info
  • ✅ Uses your existing screws — no extra hardware needed
  • ✅ Car wash safe, all-season ready

Perfect for the driver with personal space standards and the vocabulary to match. Makes a great gift for sarcastic friends, introverts, commuters, or anyone who has had a stranger's bumper six inches from theirs and didn't appreciate it one bit.

Grab yours today — two car lengths, minimum.

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